MAN VS WOMAN!!

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants . A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage . 6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 10.Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance. OH ya....i also nearly forgot...tonight i went to dinner..u know what...??? i met the Wine Kone...TOL well not really the wine konw himself...but actually a look-alike ........and...this is him.... well...some of u guyz may say :"hey...thats not even a look-alike...." well...shuv those words up ur ass!!!