Thursday, November 29, 2007
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Courtesy of Maddox.Came along this article~
Not only is the elusive potpourri poop-chute a myth, a woman's fart is embarrassing whereas a guy's fart is something to behold, like a fine wine you swish in your mouth and spit out to savor the flavors. A real fart is beefy, has a density greater than or equal to the air surrounding it, consists of the unmistakable scent of broccoli, and usually requires wiping afterwards. When a woman farts, it can best be described as "efficient." The sound is a modest toot; a minimalistic, almost innocent sounding release. A true testament to the jumbled bundle of neurons that goes into mapping every woman's brain to her asshole. The efficiency comes from the ratio of reek to weak (how bad her fart smells in proportion to how weak-sounding it was).
The farting double-standard is bullshit. Women giggle and put their hand up to their mouths, as if to say "oops! I'm cute!" No bitch, you're not cute. Your shit stinks. Either fart loud and deny it, or don't fart at all. Leave the farting to men, at least we know how to get the job done.
1,872,561 women think they don't get caught when they let one rip Friday, September 21, 2007
well...
Sunday, September 9, 2007
LOL this is so fuckin funny~
Monday, August 27, 2007
WOOOHOOOOO!!!! UPLANDS@!!!
ok..so today mornin i went to uplands...orientation day...its like a briefing for new students...and yes...i am a new student there..but i do hav some old friends from St.Christophers..ahh...and also...i met joshua...Joel's baby bro....he is so shy...hehe..so...they gave me a brief explanation about uplands....and also..i just remembered...
i went to get the uplands uniform...only can get in uplands...Limited Edition..LOL....so....u all can guess how much issit....ITS RM$%) for 3 pairs of uniform...u all should know the answer..i just press shift of the price...so it comes out as simbol...ok...gonna tell u more about uplands next post..BYEBYE
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Ok.....testicle....
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FINALLY UPDATED MY BLOG SINGAPORE TRIP^^(must read posts*)
This is a "Xiao Long Bao" it means Little Steam-Basket Dumplings...if translated literally...its called little steam basket dumplings because..it is steamed in these bamboo made baskets...its very juicy inside...the correct way to eat this is to....
1st. Put the dumpling on a soup spoon.
2nd.Bite a small hole on the side and sip the soup from the dumpling.
3rd.dip it in black vinegar.and put some ginger...
4.th enjoy the little explosion of the remainder soup inside the dumpling..
very very yummy...and i also ordered a big bowl..so u can see they give a generous amount of prawn...and fishcake....very yummy...the green thingy at the top is a kind of spice...very very aromatic...blends into the soup of the laksa...very nice...its a good combintion with the coconut milk...a must for the dish....
And if u went to Singapore and haven't tried out Katong Laksa...u can go to hell...well not literally...just dont tell anyone u gone to Singapore and haven't tried out Katong Laksa...u'll get beaten to death...haha..maybe not...thats it.....see ya next time on my posts...
Saturday, July 28, 2007
The Simpsons ,Best!!!
Friday, July 27, 2007
Last day in CLHS+Crazy Friends=Happy[R]
So if u can see properly....my school number is c7518...the lst dimerit is the one i wrote...and the teacher told me to write myself...and i found a code that is "engkah perintah guru" that means..."ignoring the teacher " in english.and it actually was supposed to be -3marks...i go purposely write -4 marks...and then the teacher was like changin the marks back to -3 marks...as u can see the last -3 is darkened...
ok this pictures says so...if u guyz cant see properly or are like vision defected os sumthing.."pelajar ini sengaja meminta markah ditolak kerana berjudi dengan kawan"
IN English is"this student asked or his marks to be deducted because he had a bet with his friend"
ok u might wonder why did the teacher write this...ok so the story is like this...Wednesday...my friend Timothy challenged me to a dare. He said"hey if u can get deducted marks total 20 i'll give u rm 20.." so typically means that i should deduct 20marks total...so friday i get deducted 11 marks..and also the marks that was deducted ....all very good friends..Also Timothy...the guy who was a friend at start of year...then became a slight enemy...then at the end when i was about to leave...he became a friend again...
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Most Tabasco Sauce Drunk In 30 Seconds
Saturday, July 21, 2007
A Harry Potter world(must read posts)*
Thursday, July 19, 2007
What happened to Imeem...??
Friday, July 13, 2007
Went to popular
Saturday, July 7, 2007
07.07.07 No celebrations?
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Sunday, July 1, 2007
List of fps games....hmm...wonder if they are online...
Fantastic Four....Comedy more over action
Thursday, June 28, 2007
FUCKin Xpango...who's fucking idea to advertise ur web like dat?
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
cool...but lesser than Nicholas Chan...

My blog is worth $2,822.70.
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Sunday, June 24, 2007
Cool...hey nic...i took alot of test man..
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Saturday, June 23, 2007
Comparison
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Saturday, June 16, 2007
MAN VS WOMAN!!
Friday, June 15, 2007
No choice...which accepts...we go...
Monday, June 11, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Pimp My Ride....the GAME!?!??!
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Simpsons voice crew..only 2 people?!?!
Skating....[x] Conquered...What NExt?
Monday, June 4, 2007
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Just Came back from taiwan..
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Pirates of carribean ###3###!!
Friday, May 11, 2007
Another day at school...
Friday, May 4, 2007
Cant wait for this totally cool(funny) MOVIE!!!!
So...a good laugh...for all of u...
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Spaider Mehn Tiga
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Wesak....Wutt???
Saturday, April 28, 2007
A bid farewell...:'(
I predict...
Friday, April 27, 2007
Astro...with new channels!!!!
Ryoma AGAIN!!!
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Continued....
HEY HEY HEY!!! i advertise for this restaurant....i want them to pay me!!!(come come money come come....)
ok so all this heaven food stuff....cost me alot...actualy cost my dad alot...we ordered a japanese import beef..=RM120,Toro sashimi=Rm??(guess),my sushit dinner set=RM44,and other little dishes i forogt.....all cost my dad RM288.62...but i think its a good food place...i'll definately come back for more!!!


