I restarted a new improved blog.

DEAD blog...please go http://rufposts.blogspot.com this blog has too much crap in it...those videos and such...not much bout my life

Clones of me!

Never laughed so hard in my life*return post*

Courtesy of Maddox.Came along this article~

I'm tired of women bitching when guys fart. Farting around a woman is like listening to a radio permanently stuck on the wailing bitch station: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FARTED." Yeah it's real hard to believe that guys have the ability to let out air from their colons, call Ripley. Women shriek non-stop about how bad guys stink when they fart, then they act like they fart sunshine and kittens from their assholes when they rip one. Women farts smell like old men: I'm tired of women bitching when guys fart. Farting around a woman is like listening to a radio permanently stuck on the wailing bitch station: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FARTED." Yeah it's real hard to believe that guys have the ability to let out air from their colons, call Ripley. Women shriek non-stop about how bad guys stink when they fart, then they act like they fart sunshine and kittens from their assholes when they rip one. Women farts smell like old men: Not only is the elusive potpourri poop-chute a myth, a woman's fart is embarrassing whereas a guy's fart is something to behold, like a fine wine you swish in your mouth and spit out to savor the flavors. A real fart is beefy, has a density greater than or equal to the air surrounding it, consists of the unmistakable scent of broccoli, and usually requires wiping afterwards. When a woman farts, it can best be described as "efficient." The sound is a modest toot; a minimalistic, almost innocent sounding release. A true testament to the jumbled bundle of neurons that goes into mapping every woman's brain to her asshole. The efficiency comes from the ratio of reek to weak (how bad her fart smells in proportion to how weak-sounding it was). The farting double-standard is bullshit. Women giggle and put their hand up to their mouths, as if to say "oops! I'm cute!" No bitch, you're not cute. Your shit stinks. Either fart loud and deny it, or don't fart at all. Leave the farting to men, at least we know how to get the job done. 1,872,561 women think they don't get caught when they let one rip

well...

well.u might be wondering..why did i change my comic to this?...well..cuz..my Birthday is comin up..and i would really appreciate it...if people who visited my page would just gimme a greeting..well..a comment would be better...so..its on 3rd of October..haha...never had a decent birthday b4...poor me..

LOL this is so fuckin funny~

This is so effin funny~ so much exxageration~ www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=balls_are_huge

WOOOHOOOOO!!!! UPLANDS@!!!

ok..1st and foremost...IM SO HAPPY RITE NOW!!! u can scold me and fuck me up...BUT IM STILL SO HAPPy....and u know wad adds my happiness!!!!???...listenin to Panic!AtTheDisco and Fall Out Boy rite now!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uplands may be the Best School...but u know wad!~?....Chung Ling Has the best friends...BEAT THAT UPLANDS!!!!!

sorry i havent updated my blog for a while...it becuz i am busy ...ya..busy at home whole monthe doin nothin...see?..im a busy man...doin nothin

ok..so today mornin i went to uplands...orientation day...its like a briefing for new students...and yes...i am a new student there..but i do hav some old friends from St.Christophers..ahh...and also...i met joshua...Joel's baby bro....he is so shy...hehe..so...they gave me a brief explanation about uplands....and also..i just remembered...

i went to get the uplands uniform...only can get in uplands...Limited Edition..LOL....so....u all can guess how much issit....ITS RM$%) for 3 pairs of uniform...u all should know the answer..i just press shift of the price...so it comes out as simbol...ok...gonna tell u more about uplands next post..BYEBYE